SMS Collection

• Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut… just think about ME!• We r like tea bags, whose true strength comes out when we r put in hot water so when problems upset u just think… u must be God’s fav cup of tea.

• Whenever u feel low always remember: U r braver than u believe; Stronger than u seem; Wiser than u think & life isn’t that bad. So cheer up!

• Seeing u smile is more than enough to pay for all the hardships & difficulties that I have to go through that day. Have a good smiley day!

• Only the open heart receives luv, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts & only the cute persons receive SMS from me!

• Never abandon old friends. They r hard 2 replace. A friendship is like wine: it gets better as it grows older just like us… I get better, u get older.

• Kick off ur shoes, take a break,Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake,Light the candles, cut the cake.Make it a day that’s simply Great! Happy B’Day.

• Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me. It’s an asset not a liability, always a credit not a debit; always a profit not a loss & I hope it’ll never bounce.

• This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn’t expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn’t even tell me?Animal Planet!

• If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.

• A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears are mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.

• Hello!! What’s wrong with your mobile? Tried so many times but Every time I call it says:The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!

• Don’t send any messages, I don’t want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.

• All mornings are like Paintings. U need a little inspiration to get going, a little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone like me to color ur day.

• I hv learned how to luv, to smile, to b happy, to b strong, to work hard; to b honest, to b faithful, to forgive but I couldn’t learn how to stop missing u.

• Never waste an opportunity to say ‘I love U’ to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u’ll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.

• Heart is like a crystal, preserve it. Love is like perfume, spread it. Feelings are like flood, flow it. Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it.

• If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.

• I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.

• Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard 2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me!

• What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U, you’ll get hurt! I’d pick U coz it’s better to get hurt than hv a heart without U

• Life is full of beautiful things: soft sunsets, painted rainbows, delicate blossoms, luv & laughter, quiet moments & fantastic people like me. Enjoy it!

• Through each day our goal is to touch one’s heart; encourage one’s mind & inspire one’s soul. May u continually b blessed & b a blessing to others! Gud Day!

• If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME.

• Every sunset gives us one day less to live, but every sunrise gives us, one day more to hope! So, get up & hope 4 the best. Gud Day & Gud Luck!

• The world doesn’t need more mountains to climb, more seas to cross or more stars to shine! What the world needs is more of U & UR smile. Keep smiling!

• One who smokes has a smoky heart; one who drinks has an alcoholic heart. So dear, U must STOP eating sweets, as you are already a Sweetheart!

• One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a relationship, one touch can show luv n care & one person like u can make life worth living. God bless u dear!

• I may seldom tell u how special u are, I may not b able to reach u coz we’re both busy, but in spite of all, u know u are someone I really miss & care about.

• Friends in heart r the worst tenants. They capture the heart, pay no rent, don’t vacate & if at all they leave, they just break down the room they lived.

• Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!

• If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It’s not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.

• I know you think I’m cute, I know you think I’m fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!

• There’s no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

• Remember 2 remember me, forget to forget me. Even if u try to remember to forget me I’ll never forget to remember to remind u to remember me.

• If loving u is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right. My luv 4 u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long, but we’ll win every fight.

• Indian mathematicians meeting held at New Delhi yesterday - they have decided to change the name of zero. The new name will be GANGULY.

• Teacher: Why is your nose red?Max: I smelled a b-rose.Teacher: But there is no “b” in rose.Max: There was in this one!

• There’s no Special reason 4 this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile and say: Someone remembers u.

• When you are feeling stressed & about to breakdown, just remember: Stressed is just Desserts spelled backwards. It’s a piece of cake!

• Treat life as the sea, heart as the seashore & friends like the waves. It never matters how many waves r there? What matters is which one touches the seashore.

• Receive my simple gift of Gud Morning wrapped with sincerity, tied with care & sealed with a prayer to keep u safe & happy all day long! Take Care!

• Don’t rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure.

• I could 4get a face, 4get a home, 4get a place, 4get a name, 4get a game, I could even 4get myself but 4getting a friend like U, FORGET IT.

• Life gives answers in 2 ways. It says YES & gives u what u want. It says NO & gives u something better. It says wait & gives u the Best in its own time.

• Luv starts with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. But friendship starts with eyes, grows with an understanding and ends with death!

• When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards, it’s a piece of cake!

• 6 rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & always have me as Ur Friend.

• I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar. I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.

• When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

• In the morning I don’t eat because I think of you, at noon I don’t eat because I think of you, in the evening I don’t eat because I think of you, at night I don’t sleep because I am hungry.

• Tru luv is lik an pillow, u can hug ven u r in trouble, u can cry ven u r in pain & u can embrace ven u r happy. So ven u need true luv: spend rs 100 and buy a pillow.

• Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use piegons. 1day a piegon reach Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.

• My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I’ll be successful and if I don’t reach my goal, I’ll still be successful.

• Life is a paradox-what u want u don’t get(luv), what u get, u don’t njoy(marriage), what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend), what is permanent is boring(wife)

• Santa to Banta: I kiss my wife everyday before leavin for office, what about you? His friend replies: Me too, after you leave.

• True friends r like the mornings, u can’t have them whole day but u can be sure they’ll b there when u wake up tomorrow, next week, next year, forever…

• Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be thankful that once in my life’s journey we became friends!

• Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too, beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily.

• Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends and a garden full of memories of many good things.

• ‘I Trust You’ is a better compliment than ‘I Love You’ because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.

• When we were kids, we couldn’t wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts

• I wish a wish 4 you. It’s a wish I wish 4 few. The wish I wish 4 u is that all ur wishes come true… so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with you!

• Friendship is a little more Smile, a little less Frown; a little more We, a little less I; a little more Laugh, a little less Cry, Friendship is simply U & I.

• Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.

• Let everyday b a dream u can touch, let everyday b a luv u can feel, let everyday b a reason to live bcoz life indeed is beautiful. Have a Gud day.

• Find arms that’ll hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will see u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u have found it, you’ve found luv.

• Rich people travel in cars, poor people travel in carts but people like you travel in hearts. Have a gud day!

• Last night I saw u walking on the road. U looked so fine, ur face was so divine that I just couldn’t control myself and started singing: ‘Who let the dogs out’

• On march 31st if anyone talks about your beauty, your power, ur greatness, your smartness, then just kill them…How dare they FOOL u 1 day before.

• If I could be any part of you, I’d be ur tear. To be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks and die on ur lips.

• Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle will never be whole again.

• Don’t place me in ur eyes, I may fall as a tear, place me in ur heart, so that every beat reminds u that this friend is always there for u.

• Hav U evr noticed women problems usually involve MEN? MENopause MENstrual pain MENtal illnes GUYnecologist HISterectomy HISteria & deMENtia!

• We never have what we like, we never like what we have still we live, love n hope that some day we’ll get what we luv or luv what we have! Thats life.

• I always knew that luking back on my tears would someday make me laugh but I never knew that luking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.

• Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!

• If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

• Last night, thinking of u, one tear rolled out. I asked, why are u out? Tear said, there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes, now there is no place 4 me.

1 FRIEND like you

FRIEND1 to FRIENDS2: 1 SEED can create a forest
1 SMILE can start a relationship
1 TOUCH can show love-n-care and
1 FRIEND like you can ruin a life.


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FRIEND1 to FRIENDS2:
Butterflies don't know what colour their wings are.
But human eyes know how beautiful it is.
Likewise you don't know your quality
But I know ki tu kitna kamina hai re....


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Kaash Tere Chehre Pe
Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote
Chand To Tum Ho Hi
Sitare Bhi Saath Hote



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MOSAM SHABAB KA,
NASHA SHARAB KA,
PARDA JANAB KA,
AUR RANG GULAB KA,
IN SAB SE HASEEN,
IN SAB SE LAJAWAB
DEKHO SMS PADNE WALA..
MENDAK TALAAB KA.

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